For many months now, I’ve known my husband was organising a private Bucks party for one of his best buds.
I’ve known it will be a massive piss-up at home and that a naked lady will be involved.
I thought I’d come to terms with it. I’ve played it cool.
But now it’s on this weekend, and the truth is I’m not okay. Not. Okay.
So here’s the go. I’m a woman, married to a man for three years. He and the fellas planned a Bucks night. It will be spent at another guy’s private apartment on Saturday, and they’re inviting a stripper over.
No, there’s nothing really out of the ordinary with this. A stripper is usually a given. I know this. You know this. We all know this.
But what I didn’t know was that I would react… so… seethingly.
I’m not a prude. I’m open sexually, sometimes too open.
I also completely trust my husband.
But something about this Bucks has rubbed me the wrong way. It’s hard to put into words.
The performance will be up and close, and behind closed doors. So perhaps it’s the thought of a bunch of drunk guys sitting at home being as vulgar as they want towards a woman and likely trying to one-up each other on how crass they can get.
Maybe it’s also the idea that the guys hand-picked their ideal woman based on her appearance and her cup size on her online stripper profile. And she’ll look nothing like me.