This season of Bachelor in Paradise has been volatile, incestuous and just outright, downright unromantic.
So far it would appear that there are approximately – let’s see… carry one, take away two – zero viable couples who will prosper after the filming ceases for the second season of Bachelor in Paradise.
And after the last season of the Channel 10 reality series produced only one successful couple (hello, Keira and Jarrod and even that was… rocky), the odds of these people finding true love are, simply, dire.
So upon watching this season play out, it has dawned on me… why are literally any of you here?