Something very strange happened on the television last night and we must speak about it immediately.
In The Bachelor finale, Mr Badger was to choose between Sophie or Brittany. He took them all the way to New Caledonia to meet his family, and stood in the middle of what appeared to be a resort pool to announce his final decision.
But there was a slight… problem.
Mr Badger chose no one and it was both the best and most bizarre Bachelor finale any of us have ever seen. Now, more than 12 hours later, we are still left with a number of very important questions that we would like Osher to answer immediately.
They are as follows:
- Why did Mr Badger make Brittany and Sophie get all dressed up INCLUDING fake eyelashes which are awkward to apply, only to dump them... both? Could someone not have stopped Brittany from wearing a wedding dress? Anyone?