
In 2020, many people fear robots will be taking over our jobs.
In 2019, we fear the fashion industry have only scratched the surface when it comes to gloriously batsh*t clothing trends.
So let us welcome you to this year’s utter head-scratcher of a design: asymmetrical jeans.
The Jekyll & Hyde of denim wear.
There’s the straight side, for the leg that skipped leg day, and the flared side, for the leg that can leg press triple your own body weight.
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@sonya_soltes wearing asymmetric jeans from PF2019 collection ♨️ #kseniaschnaider #selfielookbook
They’ll essentially make your legs look like a before and after shot (if you’re a body builder who’s striving for… giant disproportionate ankles).
They’ll also give the impression you’re the type of person who just can’t make your mind up, who spends hours scouring Netflix for a new show to watch but ultimately ends up watching Friends – again.
You want to branch out, but you feel a strong sense of commitment to your usual jean of choice, whether it be straight or flared.
Well, you’re in luck. Someone at Ksenia Schnaider with a pair of scissors accidentally sewed two different pairs of jeans together and decided to roll with it. Or that little girl in the taco ad really spoke to them. Why can’t we have both, huh?
Top Comments
Just put em on a celebrity and people will buy them
Emperor’s new clothes for the modern age!