In the world of celebrity news, famous people meeting Beyonce is practically its own sub-category.
However, Tiffany Haddish’s story takes the cake.
The American comedienne and actress told GQ that the time she met Beyonce at a party also coincided with the time she was privy to witnessing “an actress” bite Queen Bey on the face.
She somehow lasted weeks without telling a single soul.
Explaining the situation Haddish said that the actress in question was “doing the mostest,” and while we don’t really know what she means by this, (is it crazy dancing? joie de vivre? cocaine?… all of the above?) it somehow resulted in said actress’ teeth clenching into Beyonce’s face.
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According to Haddish, Beyonce then “stormed away,” and Jay Z was involved, however, Haddish later sought confirmation with Bey herself at the bar.
“Beyoncé’s at the bar, so I said to Beyoncé, ‘Did she really bite you?’ She was like, ‘Yeah.’ I was like, ‘She gonna get her ass beat tonight,'” she told the publication.