Uh, an actress bit Beyonce on the face. And the singer responded like the Queen she is.

In the world of celebrity news, famous people meeting Beyonce is practically its own sub-category.

For example, you have the time Chrissy Teigen bowed when meeting the singer, Adele had an anxiety attack and Anna Kendrick took a photo of the moment and popped it on Instagram.

However, Tiffany Haddish’s story takes the cake.

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The American comedienne and actress told GQ that the time she met Beyonce at a party also coincided with the time she was privy to witnessing “an actress” bite Queen Bey on the face.


She somehow lasted weeks without telling a single soul.

Explaining the situation Haddish said that the actress in question was “doing the mostest,” and while we don’t really know what she means by this, (is it crazy dancing? joie de vivre? cocaine?… all of the above?) it somehow resulted in said actress’ teeth clenching into Beyonce’s face.

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According to Haddish, Beyonce then “stormed away,” and Jay Z was involved, however, Haddish later sought confirmation with Bey herself at the bar.

“Beyoncé’s at the bar, so I said to Beyoncé, ‘Did she really bite you?’ She was like, ‘Yeah.’ I was like, ‘She gonna get her ass beat tonight,'” she told the publication.

However, Bey’s reply was expectantly gracious, especially for a woman that had just been mauled (more or less) by another human.

“She was like, ‘Tiffany, no. Don’t do that. That bitch is on drugs. She not even drunk. The bitch is on drugs. She not like that all the time. Just chill.'”

Luckily the night, also resulted in the following selfie, with a bit of strategic head-turning on Beyonce’s part.


Now, unfortunately Haddish chose to remain mum on the name of the actress, Chrissy Teigen was more than prepared to thicken the plot and through her web of celeb contacts has uncovered identity of the mystery biter.
Throwing herself into the loop, the model replied to a super fan (note their Twitter handle) with an entirely unhelpful tweet that doesn’t get us ANY CLOSER TO THE TRUTH.


Please Chrissy… please.

Who do you think the mystery biter is? Your guess is as good as ours. Tell us in a comment.