We have two words for you: Boob Glue.
It’s the latest trend sweeping Hollywood. It’s the solution to all your boob-related problems.
It will CHANGE YOUR LIFE. Actually… it probably won’t. In fact, it definitely won’t.
But it’s hard not to want to know at least a little bit more information about this absurd sounding product.
This is its story.
Once upon a time, there was a Californian beautician named Dawn Jackson who was tired of experimenting with push-up bras, inserts, and even electrical tape (?!?!) to achieve her desired amount of cleavage. On her website, she writes: “I had a love/hate relationship with my breasts. I was exhausted and hopeless with products and their claims.”
So Dawn decided to do what no other boob-lover/hater had ever set out to do before. She set out to solve her “bosom woes” (her words, not ours) by creating her very own product.
And so Boob Glue was born.
Nicknamed “Boob Job in a Bottle – Your Girls’ Breast Friend” (get it? Breast Friend? Ha!), Boob Glue brings the magical properties of regular glue far beyond its regular art-and-craft capabilities.
It’s for all women – large breasts, small breasts, natural breasts, augmented breasts, even breast cancer survivors – it can be worn with mastectomy bras/breast prosthesis.
And it claims to solve ALL the breast imperfections that might have resulted from weightloss/weigh gain/breastfeeding/general sag/whatever else really. Apparently, Boob Glue will ensure no more sagging, jiggling, or bulging or “cup’th over flow’th” (again, her words, not ours).