Look, I don't think it would come as a surprise to know that I have a very exceptional skill. No, omg, not my insane athletic capabilities. Or my black belt in karate. So embarrassing, you guys. Not those gifts.
The other gift.
It only comes out once a year, and it specifically has to do with your Christmas tree.
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To me, there's truly nothing pervier than seeing how someone has decorated their tree. Because it tells me a lot about who they are as a person. And my theories are bulletproof.
So you know what I thought would be fun? Assessing your tree and telling you what it means.
Because given my extraordinary skill, it's only fair that I show you it in action.
Behold: here's what your Christmas tree says about you.
An all-white tree.
If there's someone who loves to make an entrance, it's you sweetie.
Your house is modern and stylish, and you love a little bit of glamour, drama and a bold aesthetic statement (see: your floating staircase).