1. A bunch of “celebrities” are apparently showing off their ‘Toblerone Tunnels’ and we’d like to request a refund on life, please.
In the latest sexist body trend ready to hit ‘thigh gap’, ‘thigh brows’ and ‘hip cleavage’ levels of this is a bad idea, the ‘Toblerone Tunnel’ is apparently the newest symbol of sexy in social media land.
The term – which is equal parts laughable and ridiculous – refers to the triangular gap between a women’s upper thighs, and it’s the Northern Hemisphere’s summer pose du jour. Pretty much the closer you can get that gap to resemble the contours of a Toblerone chocolate bar, the better. Or something.
*Takes a minute to process this information.*
According to the good, feminist folks at The Sun, women who get this very important tick of approval include: Emily Ratajkowski, Kendall Jenner, and UK Love Island winner Cara De La Hoyde.
Okay. Cool. Good to know.
Meanwhile, on Twitter…
The only Toblerone tunnel I have is my mouth through which said Toblerones pass! ????????????
— Elaine Copperwaite (@Ef4vescent) May 23, 2018
just saw toblerone tunnel in real life and I gotta say, stop doing this to women
— Cassandra Gauthier (@cassgtv) May 22, 2018