Ugh, another very important event with fellow very important world leaders to discuss very important economic matters?
‘What a waste of my time,’ thought US President and self-described very, very important person Donald Trump.
Discussing trade wars, political tensions and the raging fires in the Amazon takes up way too much of his precious time, which is definitely much better used watching Fox News and tweeting about FAKE NEWS and happy birthdays to his semi-famous friends.
So after tucking in to some of the US’ finest food – KFC, because that’s not available in France, right? – and receiving a pep talk from his favourite non-Russian friend, Fox News dude Sean Hannity, the president begrudgingly hopped on Air Force One late and headed to the land of French tucks and French fries (he thinks?) to mingle with other world leaders.
What a bore.
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Summary: Orange man bad.
Yawn.
No, Summary: Donald Trump is a dangerous moron.
Yet, he will more than likely win 2020, despite your previous comments he would be impeached before the end of his first term.
When Trump wins in 2020 will it be Russia again or will they pick a different country to explain why people didn’t vote for higher taxes, open borders and having their private health cover taken away ahead of the no planes, no cars anymore Green New Deal?
Oh, I no longer disagree with that statement. He will probably win 2020, especially if the Dems go with Biden or Warren. Despite the fact that he is a dangerous moron. Because apparently sticking it to lefties is more important than voting in your best interests.
ScuMo just looks so awkward!
And, Trump. My god, Trump. What a joke he is. An unfunny joke, like most conservative humour is.
What the hell,is conservative humour?
This stuff is getting out of hand. I had no idea humour can now be classified politically.
Even this morning I double checked to see if my shoes were Left or Right - I'm not taking any chances
You can tell the difference. When late night shows stopped doing comedy at the end of 2016 and started doing constant Trump routines you may have noticed their audiences stopped laughing and instead clap with every Orange man bad line. Never clapped for Carson, always laughed.
Conservative humour? How about after Joe drops out after hitting 100 gaffes on the campaign trail and Elizabeth Warren gets the nomination... first debate, Trumps walks out wearing a Native American necklace prominently? Debates over, Warren is finished, Trump laughs all the way to a second term.
4chan. Basically trolling SJWs is funny to conservatives. Like going to the gay pride parade, asking them if we should impeach Trump and when they say Yes of course, clap and cheer, “Wohoo! Mike Pence for President!”