There is a woman in our office, who we shall not name, who has never looked forward to anything, not even the birth of her own children, like she has Trial by Kyle.
Whenever the show was mentioned in the week before it aired, she seemed to have an unusual amount of… facts.
Mr Kyle had done a mediation course, you see, to prepare. The cases were real. The people were real. And the judgements were final.
It sounded… familiar. Like a show we’d spent our entire childhood watching, and even at six had us wondering why grown adults would go on international television to bicker about $187 and be yelled at by a woman who said things like: “BEAUTY FADES DUMB IS FOREVER”.