
The crisis of the modern age is very simple.
If you go to the Maldives, but never get a photo where your tan offers the perfect contrast to the white sand and transparent blue water, and you’re laughing with joy at nothing in particular, which in turn flexes your abdominal muscles, then did you ever actually go to the Maldives?
No.
You f*cking didn’t.
And that’s what no one tells you on the brochure.
The first day my partner and I were away, I asked if he’d take a photo of me. Yes – it was awkward and weird but it was a relationship milestone it was time we hit.
What I got back was nothing short of appalling.
In the photos where I wasn’t sneezing/recovering from a sneeze, I had only one eye open and looked like a less sun-kissed version of Quasimodo.

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Not to mention that the boyfriends are on holiday too. They didn't pay to go on sojourn as an instagram photographer.
I hate getting stuck behind these people. You just want a happy snap with the kids but give up because some women wants 50 million photos with her long dress in every position. Selfish.
Not if you throw sand at them