Nope.

No.

No thank you please.

If I’ve learnt anything from horror movies, it’s that you shouldnever, evergo into the woods.

You should alsoneverswipe right on a Tinder profile when the person is looking for someone with “healthy kidneys”.

You see, a woman’s Tinder profile has gone viral forallthe wrong reasons.

any yall looking to wake up with some organs missing pic.twitter.com/79x0NDHehn

— extremerly wise gamer (@gokunaruto2000) July 14, 2018

A 26-year-old registered nurse named Nicole apparently posted a profile on the dating app seeking a lifetime partner who is “really hardworking, humble, healthy and trustworthy”.

Nicole also wanted said lifetime partner to have both lungs and kidneys and a heart with a sinus rhythm ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

Oh, and while she’s happy for her match to be an occasional drinker, she’d like him to be a non-smoker and not to take “any substance that could damage the liver”.

Yep, you’re pretty much guaranteed to wake up in a bathtub full of ice after a date with Nicole.

While the profile could be fake or a funny lil’ prank, it’s definitely giving people the creeps… and the giggles.

Donate one kidney and you’re a “hero”. Donate five and you’re “under investigation” and “of serious interest to the police”

— Mt. Krug (@TheRyanKruger) July 15, 2018

In this weather, waking up in a bathtub full of ice would be worth it

— ROTOPE~1 (@RotoPenguin) July 14, 2018

Be careful guys, she might run away with your heart. ????

— Hibari (@Dreads_N_Anime) July 15, 2018

Anyone else imagined her starting the date with an x-ray? ????

— لميس بصري (@Lamisbasri) July 15, 2018

I can’t believe you rented a hotel room for our first date!

Anything for you my HEALTHY man.

Um… Why is the bathtub filled with ice?

To uh… keep the champagne cold?

— Matt Van Natta (@ImStoic) July 15, 2018

love how she starts with “hardworking, humble” to not make it look creepy then “HEALTHY” ????

— YAZ (@YAZKK_) July 16, 2018