Look.
I think deep down we all knew this day would come.
It started in the deepest corners of the internet.
Slowly, women everywhere noticed their friends tagging them in a strange comment thread.
‘Read these,’ the notification read. ‘You must read them.’
The comments were in response to a photo. An advertisement, if you will. For bikini bottoms. Except… they looked like this:
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Who would think that was elegant enough to wear on the red carpet? Surely someone told her it was not a good idea!
Looking at that shot from behind, there might just be a singularity that is distorting both space and time. Please refer to diagram below.
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Yep - awkward🙄
I was going to make a joke about celebs being at risk of disappearing up their own arse, but I think you’ve nailed it.
A black hole, perhaps?
Well, *some* kind of hole, for sure.