
Guys, no.
According to my sources (Facebook, Google, New Idea ), the beautiful man who will star in The Bachelor Australia 2019 has been announced.
There’s photos.
There’s a job title.
There’s a name.
Except… we have a problem.

Ummm.
We have never seen him before in our lives.
According to New Idea , the crew onThe Bachelorare calling the man 'Stephen,' leading us to conclude that his name may, in fact, be Stephen.
Photos of 'Stephen' show a tall, Caucasian, dark-haired man wearing a pink, slightly crinkled shirt that says 'I'm laid back and comfortable with my masculinity'.
'Sources,' who may or may not be Osher, say 'Stephen' is a doctor, andsir, why are you on this trivial TV show when you could be saving lives. That's dangerous for all of us.
In another photo, 'Stephen' is pictured without a shirt, and yes, it is very nice. The photos are exclusive to New Idea , but here's a sketch that provides an uncannily accurate representation of what he looks like.

Look.
I don't have anything against 'Stephen,' if that is his real name.
It's just that I don'tknowStephen. I thought we all agreed that the next Bachelor was going to be Todd??????
Did Channel 10... forget?

THIS

MEANS

YOU GET

TO BE BACHELOR NEXT TIME
It's a... travesty.
I think we can all agree, however, that the reason for this move has everything to do with a certain Honey Badger - who gave well-known Bachelors a bad name bybreaking the rules.
So now, it seems, Channel 10 are going back to the original model of having a stranger as their Bachelor, who will hopefully actually choose a person.
Dr Stephen, you better not let us down.
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Clare Stephens
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