Some of you may have seen the Academy Award winning film Spotlight.
If you haven’t, I highly recommend it. It’s probably one of the best films of the 21st Century.
Anywho. What does Spotlight have to do with Sophie Monk and Stu Laundy?
Well, based on an incredible true story, The Boston Globe’s ‘Spotlight’ team is the oldest running investigative journalist unit in the US. They heavily research a subject, sometimes for months on end, that is of enormous importance to the public.
And today, I present to you a ‘Spotlight’ investigation of Sophie and Stu – the couple, I believe, who are having us on.
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Firstly, I can feel it in my loins, an argument often advanced by well-respected investigative journalists.
But I have OTHER evidence, which I will present to you not at all objectively, and then allow you – the jury – to make up your own mind.
1.Where… the f*ck… is the winner video?
Since Thursday night, I have eagerly awaited the video of the pair together where they tell us, the heavily invested public, how in love they are etc.
BUT IT IS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN LET ME ASSURE YOU I HAVE CHECKED.
Matty J and Laura Byrne had one. “This is when my story finally comes to an end and I get to start a new chapter with somebody who I think is completely and utterly perfect,” Matty told us alongside a beaming Laura. Richie and Alex had one. EVERYONE HAD ONE.
But not Sophie and Stu.
Somethin. Ain’t. Right.
2. Their first Instagram photo together.
What… the hell… is this.