I think we can all agree attending weddings as a single person is… problematic.
Never has an event more designed to make single people feel like a gnome in a garden of roses existed.
Like Noah’s Ark, everything is made to suit pairs, leaving single folk roaming aimlessly like the odd hippo out.
And all that love and hope for the future in the air? Nauseating.
So when we heard about how one bride played ultimate matchmaker for her single friends, it divided the Mamamia office.
The clever tactic is called the 'singles list' and according to one recent single wedding attendee, it's got a pretty decent success rate.
"It gives you an opportunity to give you a quick Facebook stalk if you want, it speeds up the process and makes everyone's lives easier," Jen* told Mamamia.
"There's nothing worse than wasting your time dancing with a married man at a wedding."
Replacing the cringy 'singles table', the bride sent a list to al her single female guests reading: 'To all my single friends', collating a run down of all of the available men who would be in attendance.
Including their names and a short bio ("Joe - short but rich, Tom - sloppy seconds of Jane's cousin"), Jen said the list made it clear who was available and who wasn't, and how much effort you needed to put in.
"Weddings are a really great place to meet people, you're locked in for a good ten hours," she explained.
"Recently I've noticed less and less obvious potential suitors - a wedding I went to last weekend I was told there were only two single men - I mean, what's the point in even shaving my legs?" *preach*
Jen's also participated in another out there singles game which can only be described as 'efficient'.
"I once went to a wedding where they got everybody out onto the dance floor and started asking questions," she said.
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Ummm what happened to simply sending the invite with a polite "plus guest" included? Thereby ensuring your single friend has someone they know & like to sit with, talk to, dance with if they wish etc? I have to say I have never thought of weddings as a place to "pick up" maybe I'm just not with the times enough but I always thought a "plus one" invite was the way to go.
Yeah, like the bouquet toss isn't embarrassing enough. This sounds absolutely horrific and I very much hope I never have to go to a wedding like this.
Did the bride who created this "singles list" even ask her guests if they were cool to be included on something like this before she did it? And what's this "how much effort you have to put in" business? What about the bride with that appalling quiz game on the dance floor? Did she give her guests the option of not participating? Did they even know that they'd be referred to as the night's "options" for the rest of the single guests when they joined in?
Do you know what you can really do for your single guests? Put them at a table with people they know, preferably with a mix of singles and couples so they don't feel like a third wheel. I don't want to sit with a bunch of strangers all night just because we all happen to be single. Save the matchmaking for your single friends who have actually asked for it. If you NEED help from your friends, then ask.
Exactly!! If I was sent this list I'd be thinking "ummm sorry, I thought I was attending to celebrate your relationship, not to try to hook up!!" Way to put pressure and expectations on people!
That matchmaker game sounds even more horrific.
If you think two single people would get along, just sit them next to each other (with a bunch of other people they know and like) and if they're a good match they will figure it out themselves!!