Listen to this story being read by Emma Gilman, here.
Hi, I'm Emma and I love food.
I mean, I really love food.
If I could rank my top three joys of life they'd be ABBA, my mum's two dogs, and a good meal.
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But the inevitable problem that comes with my love for food is that I've also always found it very confusing.
Thinking about how I will need to feed myself approximately three times a day for the rest of my life has kept me up at night on more than one occasion.
I mean, there are only so many recipes I know how to cook! (Four... There are four recipes. And two of them are mince meat based.)
So, as many 20-somethings do, I spent far too much time delaying an appointment with a ~professional~ who would undoubtedly change my life (and energy levels!), by living off of air fryer potato gems and two-minute noodles.
Then one day, probably with a bowl of popcorn in hand while watching re-runs of Junior Masterchef, I decided enough was enough. I mean, if this ten-year-old can create a four-course Indian feast how hard could it really be for me to make a simple curry?
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