We're only two episode deep withSAS Australiaand we can confidently say that this is the show we were all craving. Unbeknownst to us, the remedy for a shocker of a year was watching a handful of celebrities crawl through mud and throw tyres at each other's faces.

Pure bliss.

Is it weird that we find it somewhat, mediative? We'll check with our therapist...

In this episode we farewelled Arabella pretty early on and Schapelle, who called 'VW' after having to run up and down a big a** hill as 'punishment' for Firass Dirani being a bit too cocky.

Following her departure, we were presented with a classic game of 'Murderball'. Haven't heard of it before? Us neither. But it involves fighting over a tyre while attempting to run in a thick pile of mud - so it makes for great television.

We watched the Honey Badger literally body slam every single contestant and the hits were even slow-mo-ed allowing the whole of Australia to go, "OOOOFT!" as the two bodies smashed into each other.

Then Firass Dirani gets grilled by 'staff' and they whip out this stunner of a line: "You use a lot of long words that mean nothing." With a stern warning to "change your attitude," Firass is sent on his not-so-merry way and back to the beautiful five-star accommodation.

But what did you lot think of this episode ofSAS Australia? Here's the best Twitter reactions plonked in one spot for your pleasure.

JACKSON WARNE HAS NEVER HAD TOMATO SOUP. Please explain @ShaneWarne #SASAustralia

— Andrew Bucklow (@ACBucklow)

This is brilliant TV. Proper celebrity interviews by a couple of mad bastards getting great answers. Genius. #SASAustralia

— John Clark (@JohnnyClark83)

Jackson Warne expanding his culinary experience on #SASAustralia is something I didn’t see coming.

— David Anderson (@ando76)

No beanie, jacket or gloves in the cold - I’d be out #SASAustralia

— Natalie Giddings (@nataliegiddings)

I can do one pushup. I'd probably die doing this #SASAustralia

— DyadDU (@DyadDu)

Man these guys are Gordon Ramsay on steroids LOL I love it #SASAustralia

— the domin8ing wonderboy 🦄 (@suicide__szn)

I canto believe how easy they can leave. They should go into isolation for couple hours to think bout it #SASAustralia

— KazCity (@kazcity)

Awwww Guttssss... I Thought Shapelle Would've Lasted Longer! #SASAustralia

— Leaula Lee (@Samoan_Prince)

The honey badger gonna give Schapelle Corby a rose #SASAustralia

— Anthony Vescio (@vesh88)

goddammit schapelle #SASAustralia pic.twitter.com/s7SxKEtzjx

— Zac Crellin (@zacrellin)

Can’t spell firass without ass #SASAustralia

— mark (@voodoorock)

I knew nothing about Sabrina before this show but she is BLOODY IMPRESSIVE. Big fan #SASAustralia

— Andrew Bucklow (@ACBucklow)

I don’t know who Sabrina Frederick is, but her poster should be on the bedroom walls of girls around Australia. She is a gun! #SASAustralia

— Jodie Willis (@ltlblkdress)

I need to know if Ant has kids and if he yells at them this way LOL #SASAustralia

— DyadDU (@DyadDu)

Firass #SASAustralia pic.twitter.com/ZfXzTU5M1H

— Kit Walker (@KitWalker021475)

Watching these 'celebrities' getting called out is creating some serious serotonin levels #SASAustralia

— Nicholas Taylor (@TaylorRziser10)

That's one way to get clean #SASAustralia pic.twitter.com/Iotmgqh5TN

— SAS Australia on 7 (@SASAust7)

Firass #SASAustralia pic.twitter.com/zfHdM7VEVV

— Ginger Tompkins ⚽️⚽️ (@RonHunter12)

That was gold from the badger #SASAustralia pic.twitter.com/HV92A683Jb

— D.S.Di Pietro (@D_S_Di_Pietro)

I'd probably last about 47 seconds but I'd deadset have a crack at #SASAustralia.

— Josh Miller (@miltrain)

Honey Badger when Shayna walked back in... #SASAustralia #honeybadger #okgoodawesome pic.twitter.com/qh3G4bQ9eL

— ck (@ck_8_)

Mum asked me if I did similar to this when I was in the Army. I said nah it was tougher, heavier packs, more swearing, occasional motivational boots to the ribs from Sgts or Cpls. Anyway she's traumatised now so I shouldn't have told her that. #SASAustralia

— Samuel Lockhart (@LloydGSR)

Good ol’ Honey Badger, breaking hearts and now breaking ribs. #SASAustralia pic.twitter.com/QwKwdbTpjP

— erin ✨ (@erinhocking)

Can’t get enough of this show. What is it about a British potty mouth that makes such good television? #SASAustralia https://t.co/1KmETZf4ho

— Brianna Travers (@briannatravers)

Oh got to wait till Monday... #SASAustralia

— Bensational (@Bensational2)

Until the next episode. We can't wait!

Feature Image: Channel Seven.