On the edge of Malibu, California, rests Sarah Paulson's 500-square-foot display of pure wealth.
The kind of wealth you can't exactly show off - unless of course said wealth is so hypnotically beautiful that Architectural Digest wants to film every nook and cranny for their Open Door series on YouTube. Which, in this situation, just so happens to be the case.
Sarah Paulson is a living legend. A titan in Hollywood, although she probably would be too humble to call herself one (out loud). But debatably her truest talent, the one she might be most proud of, is her ability to pick a good interior designer.
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Because this "trailer" is beyond imagination - well more like my imagination because I myself am not a titan in Hollywood and couldn't even afford to park a car in Malibu.
I know making fun of universally adored celebrities isn't everyone's cup of tea. In a world that is perfect, it wouldn't be mine either. But tearing down a white kitchen with $50,000 slabs of seafoam green marble brings me a sense of joy I'm not sure even my newborn baby could.
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