Russell Brand has never changed a nappy.
Now, that would be fine.
The only problem with that fact is that 43-year-old Brand is the father of two real life human babies, two-year-old Mabel and six-month-old Peggy.
We’re going to go out on a limb here and assume both children urinate and defecate inside something that resembles a nappy and that multiple times throughout the day, those nappies get changed.
If this were a riddle, then the part that comes next would be: So, who changes the babies nappies?
And the answer, in case you hadn’t put it together yet, is Laura Gallacher. Their mother.
Refusing to change nappies is not a crime. Perhaps Brand does all the other things! Like bottles and baths and doctors appointments!
But Brand does not do all the other things.
We know this because he told us.
Speaking to The Sunday Times Magazine, Brand said he had never spent 24 hours alone with his children.
The comedian and host of the podcast 'Under The Skin with Russell Brand', joked that his wife Gallacher would never let him because "she respects and cares for them too much."