We use the term ‘suffered’ lightly, because for one reason or another, the top button of Meghan’s navy, Club Monaco dress unfastened itself, and for a brief moment the world glimpsed the tiniest bit of Meghan’s lacy bra.
We know… alert the British Home Secretary, message the national federation of wedding guest decency and hide the photos from the Queen because this is an A-grade royal scandal.
Alas, we jest, because this has happened to approximately every woman at least once in their life.
Luckily, the situation was secured (haha, get it?) mere moments later, and the royal-watching world was restored back to its tea and crumpet sipping ways.
Of course, this is completely ridiculous, and we completely acknowledge that while you suffer food poisoning, blisters from squishy shoes and annoying relatives at a family wedding... sometimes all three in one afternoon, the same doesn't apply for accidentally flashing a tiny bit of your bra at the fault of a rouge button.
And it seems like Twitter agrees with our sentiment.
are we really gonna be spending our time reporting that meghan markle’s bra strap was showing at a wedding,,,, are you fucking kidding me,,,,
— :/ (@cassie40519) August 5, 2018
Meghan Markle accidentally flashed a corner of her bra at a friends wedding; have a bit of human decency and don’t zoom in because women deserve privacy too. You wouldn’t do it to a man so what makes a women different ????????♀️
— VerityMyLove (@veritymylove) August 5, 2018
@RoyalReporter Are you paying attention to the coverage this woman gets? It's almost a DAILY onslaught of negative. It's how she sits, it's her hair, it's her skinny legs, it's how big her shoes are, her undergarments(bras), it's the colors of clothes she wears, etc, etc....
— MeghanMarkleDefender (@MeghanMarkleUK) July 31, 2018
So let's all endeavour to move on shall we?
All the reasons why we can't help but absolutely adore Meghan Markle for the the wonder woman she is, wardrobe mishaps and all.