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I’m not going to judge you if you’re not yet watching Married At First Sight.
I’m simply going to explain what you’re missing and why your life will be infinitely better with this trashy fake-marrying TV show in it.
Trust me, you’re in for a real treat.
So, basically Married At First Sight is a reality TV show in which “experts” match up two people who then have to marry each other at first sight.
After the wedding they go on a honeymoon, then move in together and have to live like husband and wife.
We don’t want to diss the ladies but everyone hates Davina right now. Post continues after audio…
Some couples don’t make it through the experiment and pretty much all of them break up once the cameras stopped rolling.
But that’s not the point. Because drama, but also fights and TV ratings pls.
Anywho, this season is an absolute cracker because there’s been a controversy… a betrayal… a… a… motheflippin’ love triangle. It’s the stuff of Jerry Springer’s wildest dreams, people.
You see the experts matched Dean with Tracey and Davina with Ryan.
Dean likes to rap and skateboard and he also likes himself very, very much. Tracey is a “women’s empowerment” writer who also likes Dean.
Ryan is a tradie who likes beer and also kind of likes his wife Davina. And Davina likes… Dean.
At the first dinner party Davina saw Dean and immediately knew he was the man for her (note: this was before she found out about the skating and rapping).
They locked eyes across the table, did a wee bit of flirting, and then the next day Davina messaged Dean.