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This is our lives now.

Over the next 10 weeks we’re going to spend a lot of time watching married strangers slowly descend into anarchy and fair enough, this is exactly what we asked for.

Tonight we saw our 10 couples take a big step in their relationship and move in together.

According to John Aiken, in the ‘real world’ this step can take months, if not years, but our couples have moved in after two weeks of knowing each other. And yes, this is why the experiment never works.

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Oh, and also it’s intimacy week. Connie decided to try writing letters with Jonethen in an attempt to curb his phone habit, while Michael asked Stacey to venture out into the real world, sans makeup.

The whole thing proved too much for Poppy, who decided to call it quits and leave the experiment. Unfortunately, Luke was forced to follow and the poor guy wasn’t even allowed to go to his own bucks party. See you guys, we hardly knew ye.

Here were the best reactions to tonight’s episode.

“Intimacy Week” aka “Torture my partner who already hates me Week” #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia #MAFS

— Yeah_Sure (@YeahSur87826875) February 17, 2020

Me judging Jonethen about being on his phone constantly, while I watch TV and use my phone at the same time #MAFS pic.twitter.com/3P0wzHAi2U

— Steph B (@TheSBatman) February 17, 2020

Johno when he gets Connie’s letter. #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/uk1xQ7bXxY

— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) February 17, 2020

OK, I do not eat Vegemite at all… is this a normal ratio? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/whlSiWkp8m

— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) February 17, 2020

My intimacy week would involve just sitting next to each other on the lounge in silence, only sound see the laughs from memes we show each other. The perfect relationship #MAFS

— Alice ???? (@alicevictoria19) February 17, 2020

Day 1 of intimacy week… Poppy: I’m so offended that Luke only wants to commit for a week at a time.

Day 2… Poppy: I’m bailing #MAFS #MAFSAU

— Peter Holland (@Vtone35) February 17, 2020

Where’s this gal for intimacy/r’ship advice for those that need it this week…? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/Qx8hCj91OL

— JD????8????24???? (@JDSloane) February 17, 2020

Intimacy is building flat pack furniture together #mafs #mafsau

— Sean Cullen (@SeanyCullen) February 17, 2020

John when he comes into a mediation #MAFS pic.twitter.com/ZS8TOigchY

— Lord Matthew Whiting (@fi5haa) February 17, 2020

Is Michael really trying to liberate Stacey with the wretched hair and no makeup out in public – or humiliate? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/PbwBqzn2Nd

— ✨Alexandra Popovic✨ (@VIPVirtualSols) February 17, 2020

When the couples put all their faith in “The Experts” to solve their relationship issues. #MAFSAU #MAFS #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/msoFVh94tM

— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) February 17, 2020

Have you ever been on a Tinder date where you just weren’t into it and just wanted it to be over? THIS IS TASH’S LIFE NOW. #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/p5CYvxgqfa

— Schnooksy (@schnookadilly) February 17, 2020

#MAFS intimacy week: pic.twitter.com/n4Cro5TYFZ

— Matthew Galea (@mattygalea_) February 17, 2020

Why don’t they keep the cameras rolling when Mikey gets drunk?

We need to see the ‘bad behaviour’ not be left wondering who is being honest and who is overreacting.

Same happened with the famous $25 ph convo #mafsau #mafs @MarriedAU

— shorey (@shoreytime) February 17, 2020

The sudden sharp left turn in Michael and Stacey’s relationship #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/z0tP2XX0AX

— Bridget (@staybridget) February 17, 2020

What was your favourite part of tonight’s episode? Tell us in a comment below.

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