So apparently Married at First Sight is about to get intruders, and we’re very confused.

First and foremost, how does one introduce ‘intruders’ into a marriage show? This isn’t…The Bachelor. No one can… win.

It actually makes the experiment [in scientific terms ] no longer valid because all of the subjects haven’t been in the same environment for the same amount of time.

INTRUDERS MAKE PRECISELY NO SENSE AND WE’RE NOT HERE FOR IT.

Here is a flashback to the 2019 promo, we scoured it for intruder clues. Post continues after video.

But alas, here is what we’ve pieced together about the rumours four new people are about to enter theMarried at First Sightarena.

It all started with a fan page last week.

Instagram accountMAFS Funnyshared this:

Woman’s Daythen shared more information to add fuel to the rumour mill.

They’ve announced the intruders to be Billy, Daniel, Susie and Tamara. It’s not clear if they’ll be entering as singles or couples, howeverNew Ideaseem to think it’s the latter.

Another theory that’s being thrown around stems from the Ines and Sam scandal.

According to theDaily Mail, Ines, Elizabeth, Sam and Bronson all quit the show as a result of the scandal, and that’s why the four intruders are to be brought in.

BUT CONTESTANTS DON’T NEED TO BE REPLACED. THAT’S NOT HOW THIS WORKS.

Moving on…

Here’s what we know about the newbies:

Billy is an aspiring actor and model from Queensland. He is basically Sam. They look bizarrely alike.

He is apparently going to be paired with Susie Bradley, a 25-year-old Brisbane mum-of-one to a four year old girl.

On her Instagram she goes by the tagline: “In a world where you can be anything, be kind.”

We’ve also learnt she’ll apparently “ruffle feathers.”

Billy is an aspiring actor/model from Queensland.

Susie is a mum-of-one from Brisbane.

The second intruder couple are made up of Daniel Webb - a former rugby player turned businessman from the Gold Coast, who is also a dad-of-one to a young son.

He'll pair up with Tamara Joy, a Melbourne based human resources manager who apparently likes a 'luxury holiday' (gurl, don't we all).

An insider toldNew Idea,they saw the couple boarding a flight and apparently had "zero chemistry". Amazing.

Daniel is a dad-of-one, and a rugby player from the Gold Coast.

Tamara is a human resources manager from Melbourne.

What. A. Twist.

But really, we can no longer be surprised by what this show throws at us.

Bring on the intruders, and who knows, maybe also move the contestants to the jungle while getting them involved in a dance competition.

We don't understand anything anymore.

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