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Married at First Sighthas outdone itself.
And that, my friends, is a truly terrifying sentence. This is the show that has platformed men who cheat, lie, body shame and defile their fake wives' toothbrushes, after all.
But in episode two of the 10th season,MAFSintroduced a man named Jesse as having "the potential to be the most polarising the experiment has ever seen".
And I... I think they were right.
Read more: Mamamia recaps Married At First Sight: The groom who hates when women... speak.
Jesse, you see, has an 'ick list'. It may be the longest written text known to mankind. On this list, which he will happily whip out at any moment, he includes things such as:
- Girls who are addicted to their phones
- Social media
- Hustle and grinding
- Girls who call him "sweetie" or "hunny"
- "Chicks who are always talking"
- Crossfit chicks
- Chicks who really love dogs
- And most of all, STAR SIGN CHICKS
Sounds like he could shorten the list if he chose a more all-encompassing term, like, idk, "women". But what do I know? I'm just a girl who is addicted to her phone, occasionally using her Libra-ness as an excuse for her shortcomings, who also... speaks. He wouldn't take my advice, anyway.
While this is all a hot mess, one of the greatest joys in these situations is... the reactions. Because goodness, people are funny. Here are the best memes and reactions to Australia's new arch nemesis, Jesse fromMAFS.
I’m pretty unique an individual aye. I bet no one has a PINK suit! Australia won’t know what hit them when I hit the altar in my PINK suit. Yea I play bass, no big deal. I’m not like other boys. It’s PINK!! Haha, mental. #mafsau #marriedatfirstsight #sodramatic #mafs pic.twitter.com/8D8zOoIcHB
— yeatheboys (@yeatheboys1)
Is this guy serious? He’s getting the ick from her being into star signs and crystals when he is literally a walking ick #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/wIA2ZUlHPS
— ✨ (@djpisces__)
Jesse is the poster child for men who think they want a strong, independent, fun woman & realise they actually just want a woman who does whatever they approve of. #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/p6yIZ4qmDH
— shxvani. (@fourleafc_lover)
Seriously, how does someone like Jesse get the ICK. He is a walk ICK. #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/w6k1jk0l6n
— Sarah (@pinkysezwazza)
i’m convinced that the ‘experts’ could have paired jesse with an actual robot and he’d still somehow find something about it that annoys him #MAFS #MAFSAU
— alysha ♡ (@intosneedy)
I hate star sign chicks… Producers: she likes star signs, crystals, the cosmos - set ‘‘em up!!! #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/A5MMexM7ca
— MAFSCommentary (@MafsCommentary)
Jesse might be the LMA but I am the ULMA for listening to this level of cringe 🥴🤢 #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/v13X0etLw2
— 𝐃𝐲𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐰𝐬 (@DylanMatthews91)
He doesn’t like people who love dogs? This man is the devil. He’s allergic to all things good and happy. He is dissatisfied with A HOT TEACHER!! #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/Ix9RzlB3kj
— MK🇺🇦 (@MKMoore625)
It takes another level of bravery to tell the person you’re dating to “shush.” #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAUS #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/MvwcjrQNDE
— TK (@tk_bulba)
I love when this show describes men on this show as ‘polarising’ when they just mean you’ll hate them #MarriedAtFirstSight #MAFSAU #MAFS #MAFSAustralia
— dr mimi petrakis 🦇 (@MimiPetrakis)
The star sign misogyny test NEVER FAILS #mafs #mafsau
— YAOYAO CEO 🍂🧋 (@roseetea)
Me thinks the producers have asked her to stash the crystals for the ick factor #mafs pic.twitter.com/cw6ZCCVops
— Linley Jane ☠️ (@Lone_Deranger_)
Jesse is very fussy for a guy who doesn’t wash his hair. #mafs #mafsau #MAFSAustralia
— Tonia Todman Stan Account 🇦🇺🏳️🌈😷 (@Fabbz3182)
Nah the fact that this confident, gorgeous woman is now second guessing whether she should speak or not bc of this greasey Aldi Russell Brand? Throw him in the bin. #MAFSAU
— ellie (@_osenverre)
“Where it might get you into trouble is that it basically rules out everybody” John Aiken’s initial gentle bluntness makes me cackle. #mafs #mafsau
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave)
Jesse is absolutely foul like I genuinely think I’d rather hang out with ol Harry from last night #MAFS #MAFSAU
— luc (@enchantedmaybe)
Who knew Jesse, the extrovert in the pink suit would be shooshing his bride #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/8D0hdVXrjz
— Liana (@LianaKyriak)
My recouple prediction for 2023: Harrison and Jesse #MAFSAU
— jade (@jadeyk01)
Feature image: Channel Nine/Twiter.
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