'He's literally a walking ick.' The best reactions to MAFS' Jesse, the groom who 'shushed' his wife.

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Married at First Sight has outdone itself.

And that, my friends, is a truly terrifying sentence. This is the show that has platformed men who cheat, lie, body shame and defile their fake wives' toothbrushes, after all.

But in episode two of the 10th season, MAFS introduced a man named Jesse as having "the potential to be the most polarising the experiment has ever seen".

And I... I think they were right.

Read more: Mamamia recaps Married At First Sight: The groom who hates when women... speak.

Jesse, you see, has an 'ick list'. It may be the longest written text known to mankind. On this list, which he will happily whip out at any moment, he includes things such as:

- Girls who are addicted to their phones

- Social media

- Hustle and grinding

- Girls who call him "sweetie" or "hunny"

- "Chicks who are always talking"

- Crossfit chicks

- Chicks who really love dogs

- And most of all, STAR SIGN CHICKS

Sounds like he could shorten the list if he chose a more all-encompassing term, like, idk, "women". But what do I know? I'm just a girl who is addicted to her phone, occasionally using her Libra-ness as an excuse for her shortcomings, who also... speaks. He wouldn't take my advice, anyway.

While this is all a hot mess, one of the greatest joys in these situations is... the reactions. Because goodness, people are funny. Here are the best memes and reactions to Australia's new arch nemesis, Jesse from MAFS.

I’m pretty unique an individual aye. I bet no one has a PINK suit! Australia won’t know what hit them when I hit the altar in my PINK suit. Yea I play bass, no big deal. I’m not like other boys. It’s PINK!! Haha, mental. #mafsau #marriedatfirstsight #sodramatic #mafs pic.twitter.com/8D8zOoIcHB

— yeatheboys (@yeatheboys1) January 31, 2023

Is this guy serious? He’s getting the ick from her being into star signs and crystals when he is literally a walking ick #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/wIA2ZUlHPS

— ✨ (@djpisces__) January 31, 2023

Jesse is the poster child for men who think they want a strong, independent, fun woman & realise they actually just want a woman who does whatever they approve of. #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/p6yIZ4qmDH

— shxvani. (@fourleafc_lover) January 31, 2023

Seriously, how does someone like Jesse get the ICK. He is a walk ICK. #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/w6k1jk0l6n

— Sarah (@pinkysezwazza) January 31, 2023

i’m convinced that the ‘experts’ could have paired jesse with an actual robot and he’d still somehow find something about it that annoys him #MAFS #MAFSAU

— alysha ♡ (@intosneedy) January 31, 2023

I hate star sign chicks…
Producers: she likes star signs, crystals, the cosmos - set ‘‘em up!!! #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/A5MMexM7ca

— MAFSCommentary (@MafsCommentary) January 31, 2023

Jesse might be the LMA but I am the ULMA for listening to this level of cringe 🥴🤢#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/v13X0etLw2

— 𝐃𝐲𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐰𝐬 (@DylanMatthews91) January 31, 2023

He doesn’t like people who love dogs? This man is the devil. He’s allergic to all things good and happy. He is dissatisfied with A HOT TEACHER!! #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/Ix9RzlB3kj

— MK🇺🇦 (@MKMoore625) January 31, 2023

It takes another level of bravery to tell the person you’re dating to “shush.” #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAUS #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/MvwcjrQNDE

— TK (@tk_bulba) January 31, 2023

I love when this show describes men on this show as ‘polarising’ when they just mean you’ll hate them #MarriedAtFirstSight #MAFSAU #MAFS #MAFSAustralia

— dr mimi petrakis 🦇 (@MimiPetrakis) January 31, 2023

The star sign misogyny test NEVER FAILS #mafs #mafsau

— YAOYAO CEO 🍂🧋 (@roseetea) January 31, 2023

Me thinks the producers have asked her to stash the crystals for the ick factor #mafs pic.twitter.com/cw6ZCCVops

— Linley Jane ☠️ (@Lone_Deranger_) January 31, 2023

Jesse is very fussy for a guy who doesn’t wash his hair. #mafs #mafsau #MAFSAustralia

— Tonia Todman Stan Account 🇦🇺🏳️‍🌈😷 (@Fabbz3182) January 31, 2023

Nah the fact that this confident, gorgeous woman is now second guessing whether she should speak or not bc of this greasey Aldi Russell Brand? Throw him in the bin. #MAFSAU

— ellie (@_osenverre) January 31, 2023

“Where it might get you into trouble is that it basically rules out everybody”

John Aiken’s initial gentle bluntness makes me cackle. #mafs #mafsau

— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) January 31, 2023

Jesse is absolutely foul like I genuinely think I’d rather hang out with ol Harry from last night #MAFS #MAFSAU

— luc (@enchantedmaybe) January 31, 2023

Who knew Jesse, the extrovert in the pink suit would be shooshing his bride #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/8D0hdVXrjz

— Liana (@LianaKyriak) January 31, 2023

My recouple prediction for 2023: Harrison and Jesse #MAFSAU

— jade (@jadeyk01) January 31, 2023

Feature image: Channel Nine/Twiter.