Love is dead.
A relationship is dead.
Nah, not that either.
A fling is dead with the announcement that Love Island Australia‘s winners, Grant Crapp and Tayla Damir, have parted ways.
Given the finale ended on July 5, the pair that took home $50,000 for being the public’s favourite couple might also be in contention for “most fleeting celebrity couple ever”.
Damir, 21, reportedly ended the relationship on Wednesday night.
I got our resident mathematician on the case, who calculated Crapp and Damir did not outlast the teeny tiny remnants of mascara around my lower lashes, which have not budged for approximately 18 days now.
Because when you beat Kim K and Kris Humphries’ 72 days of marital bliss, you’re truly going for gold.
“I still respect him as a person and I just think he’s young and he’s made a massively bad decision, and didn’t really think of the consequences that maybe a girl would have fallen in love with him, which just happened to be me,” Damir told Nine’s The Fix.