Someone let us onto the Logies red carpet without going through the proper vetting process.
They didn’t know how we behave when in the vicinity of people we’ve seen on the TV. We are certainly not measured or professional. We don’t ask who they’re wearing or what inspired their make up look. Instead, we yell, “EXCUSE ME YOU’RE FROM SUNRISE,” or “YOU WERE SUCH A DICK ON MARRIED AT FIRST SIGHT,” or “WHO WINS THE VOICE” even though a winner has not been decided yet and precisely no one appreciates it.
Watch: The speech that stopped the nation. Post continues below.
But this story starts before the yelling. Because the Logies red carpet isn’t like your average red carpet. The non-famous people, whose job it is to annoy the famous people, might accidentally get in the shot and therefore we can’t turn up looking like this.