We need to discuss a certain weirdly-tanned, slurry-worded fella and his leading lady.

You see, Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper are definitely in love and now we have the proof.

Over the weekend Gaga and Cooper did a sneaky sneak performance ofShallowduring Gaga’s Las Vegas residency show,Enigma.

You can watch a full video of the performance below. Post continues below…

While on stage, the singer-songwriter said she had a friend named “Bradley”, who the audience might know from a lil’ film calledA Star Is Born,and then she asked him to come on stage to perform a song calledShallow.

“So a really good friend of mine… I don’t know if you know him but his name is Bradley. He made that movie, um,A Star Is Born,” Gaga told the audience.

“So I’m gonna be a little chance-y,” she continued.

“Yo Bradley, you wanna come up and do this one with me?” Gaga asked Cooper, who just happened to be seated in the audience.

Cooper then “reluctantly” left his seat and met Gaga on stage.

They made some jokes, sang the song, and pretended this was all just a cute little coincidence.

However, we know the truth.

They are definitely in love/sometimes dress up as their characters/one time reenacted the peeing scene and found it… arousing.

Do they have real life partners? Yes.

Does Bradley Cooper have a child. Apparently.

Does Gaga not actually work in a drag bar and is Cooper not actually always a weird orange colour. Possibly.

But none of that matters, because the people want what the people want and what we want is this:

And this:

And this:

And definitely some of this:

The people have spoken:

i wonder if lady gaga and bradley cooper realise they're in love with each other

— suzannah | 36 (@weiszparrilla) January 27, 2019

Find someone who looks at you the way Lady Gaga looks at Bradley Cooper. pic.twitter.com/GqlQRZZ6i8

— Iulian (@IulianLM) January 28, 2019

When are Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga going to dump their significant others and get married to each other the world needs to know https://t.co/SnKBt77s1b

— Allie Streeker (@allie_streek) January 27, 2019

first of all, lady gaga and bradley cooper need to get married. give the children what we deserve! pic.twitter.com/bBHuGYs06q

— bri (@BriyannaHolt) January 27, 2019

Oh my heart!! The love between Bradley Cooper and @ladygaga is REAL!! When life imitates art! ❤️❤️❤️❤️????????????

Now I gotta see #AStarIsBorn again! ???? https://t.co/ufr7JxaVKK

— Ming-Na Wen (@MingNa) January 27, 2019

It's life imitating art imitating life imitating... Twitter. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯