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"Liar!" Exactly how Khloe Kardashian reacted to Jordyn Wood's 'tell-all' Red Table Talk interview.

It’s a dark day for Keeping Up With The Kardashians fans.

The final episode of season 16 has just dropped in the US, meaning weekly topics of conversation will be considerably less Kardashian-heavy for the coming months.

In other words… we’ll have nothing to talk about at all and it’s going to be a very long winter.

Watch the season 16 trailer below. Post continues after.

But while the season has sadly come to an end, it’s also given us closure on a cheating scandal that has occupied our social media feeds, nay, lives for approximately 300 years (five months).

News broke in February that Khloe Kardashian’s partner Tristan Thompson, who is also the father of their daughter True, cheated on Khloe with Khloe’s sister Kylie Jenner’s best friend Jordyn Woods. It’s all very confusing, but if you know, you know.

Throughout season 16, everything that happened behind the scenes of the Jordyn Woods/Tristan Thompson cheating scandal has been captured on camera thanks to Kris Jenner and the powers that be, so we can finally sleep soundly knowing exactly how it all played out away from the headlines.

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There have been many, many tears. Image: Instagram.

And the latest - and final - teary-phone-screaming episode features Khloe reacting to Jordyn announcing she will tell her side of the story on Red Table Talk with Jada Pinkett Smith.

The interview, which aired before season 16 of KUWTK, saw Jada ask the hard-hitting questions such as the exact placement of limbs and body parts on the night in question.

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Still confused? MMOL recapped the Kardashian cheating scandal below, post continues after audio.

During the chat, Jordyn clarified that while she and Tristan did kiss on the lips at an afterparty, it went no further than that.

Oh.

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'Where was your butt?,' Jada legitimately asked. Image: Facebook.

In truth it was pretty long and boring, but we digress.

The moment the sisters discovered Jordyn agreed to the interview with Jada is arguably the moment we've all been waiting for.

You see, when the season 16 trailer dropped, we saw snippets of Khloe having a full-blown meltdown, not only crying but screaming "LIAR!" at her phone, yelling "My family was ruined!", and of course; "F**k these h**s! These f**king b**ches think they can f**k our men!"

We've been waiting only all season to see the yelling in context, so the finale sees these outbursts finally play out on screen.

And it's all about Jordyn's Red Table Talk.

On learning that Jordyn planned to appear on Red Table Talk, Khloé is inconsolable. She immediately calls Kris to see if she can make a deal with her pal the devil to have the interview cancelled, but of course, the Red Table Talk was all part of Kris' season 16 promo plan, so it had to go ahead.

This is when the long-awaited yelling and swearing happens.

Khloé asks, “Who the f*ck does this bitch think she is,” while Kris explains that Jada had texted her to give her a heads-up.

Kris responds, “She texted me when she landed last night… I said, ‘Uh, I don’t know about that.’”

Khloé, upset with Kris for not "having her back", yells: “You never called me to check on me until I told you!” while Kris tries to explain that she had spoken to Kylie, Khloé cuts her off, saying, “My family was ruined, what don’t you get?”

In a separate phone call with Kris, she screams; “Kylie’s best f*cking friend who sat on a golden f*cking sh*tting throne. Like, this sh*t is so f*cking wack that these bitches think they can go ahead and f*ck our men. Mum, they’re going to try to f*ck your man in a second.”

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It's... a lot, and also we don't think they are.

Later, Kylie seems similarly shaken by Jordyn’s choice to appear on a talk show before actually apologising to Khloé. They talk about it together, then Khloe yells some more.

“She was too f*cking comfortable. Sometimes you just gotta let a b-tch know and remind them who the f*ck you are.”

BUT who does she yell "Liar" at, you ask?

Tristan's good friend Savas, when he relays that the NBA player is feeling "so lonely".

"Tristan! F*ck you if you can hear me," the mother of one shouts through the phone. "F*ck you!"

In the same phone call, Savas says Tristan doesn't recall anything from the night with Jordyn. "Liar! They both admitted it to me. Both of them," Khloe yells.

The episode also follows Khloé’s infamous Twitter storm/internet yelling before the Red Table blowback and eventual apology.

Khloe had tweeted, “Why are you lying @jordynwoods ?? If you’re going to try and save yourself by going public, INSTEAD OF CALLING ME PRIVATELY TO APOLOGIZE FIRST, at least be HONEST about your story. BTW, You ARE the reason my family broke up!”

But she later retracted her tweet, admitting, “I never should have tweeted… Jordyn made a point to say in her interviews, ‘I’m not the reason why they broke up.’ … You’re not the sole reason, of course not, but regardless, she and Tristan violated me.”

At the end of it all, Khloé apologises to her mum for the outburst, but to be honest, we'd have probably yelled just as much in the same situation.

“I understand you were trying to make Kylie happy,” she says. “Instead of trying to make everyone happy, you’re then hurting your other daughter.”

And with that, it's all over.

*Sigh* it's been a long few months. We're tired.

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