1. Kourtney Kardashian goes to Mexico. Packs the teeniest bikinis this world has ever seen.
So Kourtney Kardashian took a holiday. It was in Mexico, nothing remarkable about that. What is remarkable are the bikinis she chucked in her suitcase.
They’re just so small we almost missed them.
Now there’s nothing wrong with wearing a smallish pair of bikini bottoms. Each bottom to their own. But… what does this mean for the fate of all bikini bottoms in 2018?
Because we all know if a Kardashian does something, it instantly becomes the new ~trendy~ thing to do. So will we soon no longer be able to buy regular sized bikini bottoms? What if you suffer from butt acne you’d rather not show off? How will that work?
So many questions. None of which we have any answers to.
Listen: A simple guide to feeling good at the beach, no matter how big or small your bikini bottoms are. (Post continues after audio…)