Kendall Jenner’s nipples have started a revolution. Allow me to explain.
If I were to take a wild guess, I’d assume your nips are sitting in your bra (or perhaps you’re living the dream and have done away with the contraption) all warm and, pardon my choice of word but, er, soft.
They’re chillin’. Minding their own business. Getting out of your way.
Today, you’ve probably not thought all that much about nipples. Maybe you checked this morning to ensure they’re still there, doing their thing, but otherwise you’ve tucked them away and moved on with your life.
Well. Kendall Jenner’s nipples have other ideas.
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In a recent video by the New York Post, it was announced that women ALL OVER THE UNITED STATES are attending plastic surgeons begging to get Kendall-like nip nips.
Kendall’s nipples are always alert but never alarmed. She doesn’t need a bra because her boobies are always perky, looking towards the sky (being 22 years old probably doesn’t… hurt). Her nipples have become somewhat of a fashion statement, sitting at the front of every t-shirt she wears, greeting passers-by politely.