In case you woke up this morning, completely unaware that “bad boy nipples” are a thing, and now feel like a total doofus, do not fear. We’re all on this roller coaster of discovery together.
Bachelor In Paradise‘s Jake Ellis posted a sponsored Instagram photo today. A sponsored photo sans top, but plus mammary glands (are they “mammary glands” if there will never be milk coming out of them? A question for another time…)
Ahem. Le photo:
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Well, duh, of course it’s not a thing. He’s clearly self conscious about his especially pointy nips, and has invented a word to make them sound cool. “Yeah, everyone in Europe has bad boy nipples. It’s a fashion thing, you flat nipple people wouldn’t get it.”
"Oh, you haven't got them? They're all the rage in Paris right now."
Everyone in Japan has them.
Japan has them in 5K UltaHD too.
Although knowing Japan, they probably then pixelate them ;)