Things are going great at my house. How about yours?
We go straight into a family workout video with a handsome English man who’s definitely making more money than you are out of the current crisis. My kids love doing it, never complain, stay laser-focused and certainly don’t kick each other when they’re meant to be star-jumping.
Then we walk our adorable dog, staying 1.5 metres away from each other and other people at all times and never pausing for long enough to be considered a ‘gathering’. My kids intrinsically know how far 1.5 metres is, have enormous respect for other walkers’ personal boundaries and never show any interest in spinning around lamp-posts with their germy bare hands, licking the dog or getting tangled in another responsible dog-owner’s leash.
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