It’s 4pm on Christmas Day.
Lunch concluded around 2pm, and everybody is still… sitting at the dining room table. Drinking.
You’re exhausted. The kids got up at 3am to see their presents, which means you got approximately four hours sleep.
You start to believe this might be what hell feels like. You desperately want to leave the children with their presents and sleep, but you’re forced to host the guests you desperately wish would leave.
They’ve got to… go.
We asked Mamamia staff and friends for their favourite strategies for indicating the Christmas party is well and truly over. And they are genius:
1. Go to bed.
Going to bed is the ultimate way to avoid any further social interaction.
Guests can’t continue enjoying themselves at your party when you are beneath the sheets with a torch and the book you just received as a gift.
It’s just common sense.
They will promptly leave.
2. Start cleaning up.
If you want to weed out the misogynist in your family, start cleaning up and see who suddenly needs to get going with the kids.
“Start cleaning up – that way they help you out or leave. Either way you win,” suggested one woman.
“My mum started sweeping once at my place to signal to other guests it was time to leave us to clean up,” wrote another.
Yep. The clean up is the easiest way to get help with the tidy up, or to get people going.
3. Shamelessly manipulate each other.
Look. We aren’t judging. Families are complex and sometimes there are members of the family who just don’t get along. Maybe cousin El slept with your sister’s boyfriend in high school twenty years ago? It happens.
One member of the Mamamia team says that if there are tensions in the family, use this to your advantage. Tell your sister that cousin El is “on the way now” and watch her and her family scatter.