Halloween this year is particularly bizarre and I simply must talk about it.

Personally, I've always been under the impression that October 31 is aboutscarythings. Ghosts, witches, devils, zombies, a strange light on your dashboard that clearly indicates something urgent but you can't remember what. The Babadook. A call from an unknown number.

Real f**ked up s**t.

But in recent years, Halloween costumes have expanded to include characters from TV shows or movies or books, celebrities, pop culture icons, or, like... 'cowgirl'.

It's quite the contrast, because while homes are decorated with skeletons and blood and spiders and coffins, the people trick-or-treating are dressed as Pamela Anderson. Or a sexy nurse.

You see, having to be scary is a barrier if your aim is to look really, really hot. That's why people like Emily Ratajkowski shrug their shoulders and just refuse to wear pants.

But in 2022, it appears there are three different types of celebrities.

The ones who mostly wanted to be hot (the Kendalls).

The ones who made Halloween their full-time job (the Kims).

And the ones who arguably went too far (the Norths).

Let me explain.

The Kendalls

I would like it on the record that in all my years of going to costume parties, I have never been able to look:

a) convincing, or

b) hot.

So I am somewhat in awe of people like Kendall Jenner.

Is she trying to be scary? Ew no, why would she do that.

Like her good friend Emily, she's decided to take the crotch out of her pants. And the top out of her... top. And somehow she's Jessie the Cowgirl, and it's a perfectly good costume.

Winnie Harlow and Ashley Graham are both Kendalls, dressing as Ariel and 'an angel' respectively.

Unsurprisingly, Hailey Bieber is a Kendall. This year, she emulated a French supermodel's 1999 runway look andmate I don't want to be rude but how is that a Halloween costume.

Addison Rae went as a sexy but slightly confusing Lady Gaga:

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— Addison Rae (@whoisaddison)