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Well, we’ve made it.
It’s finals week ofThe BacheloretteAustralia and we’re not at all emotionally prepared for this.
Oooh, Angie Kent told Mamamia what her relationship is like now. Post continues below video.
While our hearts, our minds and our bodies are yelling at Angie to pick Timm, we know we’re about to watch his sweet, sensitive, stupid heart get broken on our TV screens (and we’ve already got our picket signs ready in protest).
Instead, Angie will pick Carlin (and his face) which is…fine.

SO FINE.
But don't just take our word for it. Here is the evidence that Carlin will be the winner ofThe Bachelorette:
1. The top three photo.
Every year, Network 10 release a photo of the top three from the rose ceremony and every year, it follows the same trend.
TheBachelorettewinner is always on the left.
See:
We're five seasons in, and surely that can't be just a coincidence.
2. Those Fiji photos.
Yahoo Lifestyle published a photo showing Carlin in Fiji, whereBachelor in Paradiseis filmed.
So at first glance, it looked like Carlindidn'twin and was hanging out for a second chance at finding reality TV love but NOPE, we can't be fooled that easy.
We're calling it: It's 100% a decoy.
Last year, a similar photo emerged before the finale of Ali Oetjen's final two Taite Radley and Todd King in Fiji, and at the time we were led to believe this meant Ali had pulled a Honey Badger and picked... no one.
But it was all a ruse and we're not falling for that again.
3. His face.
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