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We are not prepared for the finale ofThe Bachelorette,because it’s probably going to result in the tears of a sweet, lovable long-haired man.

We need to talk about Timm, how much we love him and how he is definitely not going to be Angie Kent’s chosen man when the season ends tonight.

Because when Angie inevitably tells Timm she is picking Carlin (and his face), well, basically, it’s going to be like watching somebody kick a puppy.

Here’s the promo for Thursday night’s finale. Post continues below video.

We first met Timm when he walked down the red carpet with the largest bouquet of sunflowers to ever exist, and while Angie was immediately interested, we were distracted by a Kmart Zac Efron and that slimy politican from Noosa.

We're sorry we underestimated you

Then drama started to happen in the first ever cocktail party and we realised Timm with two Ms was a man we needed to know and love.

Instead of sitting around with the other dudes and talking about Jamie, who politician Jess alleged told Angie he didn't want a rose, Timm said they couldn't just talk about it behind his back and invited Jamie over to hash it out.

Emotionally mature, tick.

Then in episode two, he was dressed as a lobster and unlike the fragile man dressed as a chicken, Timm rolled with it.

SWEET

JESUS

Able to laugh at himself, tick.

At the second cocktail party, Timm - who had already cemented himself as a fashion icon at this point, tbh - casually confirmed he was wearing eyeliner when asked about it and... shit, we're into this.

Werk

That cocktail party ended up being one of the most dramatic in Bach history thanks to the icky politician, and Timm was one of the men who called him out on his sh*t.

Tick, tick, tick.

If I continue this will turn into a 20,000 word dissertation, so here's a concise list of all the great Timm moments instead:

YOU ARE SO NICE

Timm is a ridiculous man who has a tattoo of his best mate’s mum’s name on his bum and loses his ability to function when wearing a top hat, but he’s also a sweet angel who we must protect at all costs.

He once uttered the sentence "You want to be in love with someone who will become your eyes if you lose your eyes", but he's also the kindest, funniest and most genuine.

Plus, what has Angie consistently said she wants in a man?

“I’ve always been the girl who loves to make everyone laugh, but now I reckon it’s time to have someone to laugh with me, rather than at me,” the 29-year-old said in a statement announcing her as theBachelorette.

“I’m at a place now where I have loads of self-love, but I’m also open to all of life’s amazing possibilities. So, if 20 or so fellas want to join me, have a laugh and potentially be my perfect partner in life and love – I say – let’s give it a red hot go!”

Carlin (and his face) has been the front runner since the beginning, even though Angie’s best friend Yvie described him as “2% funny”, but TIMM IS THE ONE WHO TICKS THE BOXES.

Sweetie

And that's the worst part.

Because as much as we the people have come to love him and very much want to see him and Angie happy together, we think we're going to have to watch him get his heartbroken when she doesn't choose him because this isThe Bacheloretteand we have no trust.

Remember Todd in tears? Remember Matty J doubled over in pain?

IMAGINE THIS BUT TIMM

OH GOD EVEN WORSE

We can't take that again.

Producers and editors are setting us up for heartbreak, making us fall for a man who looks like he's just come from a surf but also a runway, talks philosophically like he's maybe always a little bit... baked, and has dreams about ducks.

Loving Timm has surprised well, all of us, but it's not going to be enough in this cruel, cruel Bachie bubble.

Tonight we're going to see his heart broken and all we can do in anticipation is make sure we've got a sufficient supply of tissues handy.