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"If Angie doesn't choose Timm, I'm going to burn my bra and protest in the streets."

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Sweet Jesus.

We’re only days away from The Bachelorette finale and without a selection of long-haired men to fall in love with, what are we supposed to do with our time?

This week, Angie will face a tough decision. She will have to decide between:

a. A man with a beautiful face and a secret desire to appear on Neighbours

b. A man who could give her unlimited access to doggos but who also does a bit of a lie, or

c. A man who sometimes forgets he has a rose and needs to pee mid-sentence but also really likes her.

She will, of course, choose a or b when she should really choose c.

Angie Kent spilled to Mamamia about her relationship with her winner and Angie, I swear to God if that ain’t Timm… Post continues below video.

Video via Mamamia

Timm is a ridiculous man who has a tattoo of his best mate’s mum’s name on his bum and loses his ability to function when wearing a top hat, but he’s also a sweet angel who we must protect at all costs.

Plus, what has Angie consistently said she wants in a man?

“I’ve always been the girl who loves to make everyone laugh, but now I reckon it’s time to have someone to laugh with me, rather than at me,” the 29-year-old said in a statement announcing her as the Bachelorette.

“I’m at a place now where I have loads of self-love, but I’m also open to all of life’s amazing possibilities. So, if 20 or so fellas want to join me, have a laugh and potentially be my perfect partner in life and love – I say – let’s give it a red hot go!”

Carlin (and his face) has been the front runner since the beginning, even though Angie’s best friend Yvie described him as “2% funny”.  Then there’s Ryan who… considers liking dogs a personality trait.

They’re both nice men but we fall a little bit asleep when they’re on screen because… where is Timm pls?

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TIMM WITH TWO MS IS THE ONE WHO TICKS ALL THE BOXES AND MAKES ANGIE LAUGH.

He makes us, the other men, Osher, and the mansion's alpacas laugh too.

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SEE THEY'RE PERFECT

He's also the one Angie went to when she needed someone she trusted to tell her the truth and has been open and honest about how he's falling for her.

Humour, trust and honesty?!??!?! They're like, the pillars of a relationship amirite?

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Plus he's emotionally mature but also looks like he'd enjoy fart jokes, is kind and caring, and REALLY INTO HER. In the (fake) words of Jamie, Timm is NOT ingenuine.

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Sweetie

If that's not enough to convince you that Timm is the man for Angie, 1. What show have you been watching? and 2. I HAVE MORE:

Remember when:

  • Timm said the men should respect Angie's autonomy and allow her to choose who she talks to and when
  • Timm yelled at birds because Angie didn't like them
  • Timm was the only one in the mansion to notice Haydn had left the house
  • Timm was nervous about getting a rose because he forgot he already... had one
  • Timm described love as, and I quote, "You want to be in love with someone who will become your eyes if you lose your eyes."
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WE LOVE HIM

EXACTLY. He's it.

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All signs conclude he won't win but NOPE, la la la *puts hands in ears* shhhhhh pls I don't want to hear it. Timm is the winner we (I mean, Angie, but also... us) deserve.

And if we have to watch his sweet, sensitive, stupid heart get broken on our television screens in the name of entertainment?

WHO'S WITH ME?

Grab your bra, and I'll meet you in the streets.

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