As someone who has spent a total of 12 hours staring into the fiery hell of Ticketek's waiting area for Taylor Swift tickets, I can't help but cry through the giggles while curating this very funny list (if I do say so myself).

Congrats to everyone who secured tickets (I hate you).

Enjoy!

guys when they’re with their buddies: i need a beer and cheesy fries if you take me to a “wine bar” with “microgreens” and “small plates” i will implode guys when they’re with their gf: baby, the tuna tataki is sooo good…!!! and what’s on top? watermelon radish? incredible .

— ‘ (@w0a0i0f)

Bagels have a hole in them just like an acoustic guitar but that’s about where the similarities end

— pj (@pjayevans)

https://t.co/uAKU4jwHDp pic.twitter.com/urV1KXoSh8

— meg succession text posts (@successtextpost)

Me posting while I haven’t replied to my friends texts pic.twitter.com/ADkZhKMX3A

— Jennii (@hashjenni)

at the function like "dont mind me" "pardon me" "sorry just gonna sneak past ya" "scuse me, sorry" and other phrases of that nature

— colin (@cheeserburger)

#ticketek I AM TIRED OF SITTING TIGHT, I WANT TO SIT IN THE MCG pic.twitter.com/BQe9dcvxmx

— Brillant (@mikrokosmos_luv)

everytime it pauses at 0 seconds #ticketek pic.twitter.com/hwXgUKBio2

— sarah ♡ (@sarahgracepena)

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She’s flying into a gamer rage pic.twitter.com/AfCO4MaGrv

— dhampyre (@HorseSkull666)

the economy is wild rn. everyone i know is either getting laid off or in paris

— David Mack (@davidmackau)

No one is pumping out Instagram content like high school acquaintances turned real estate agents

— emily june (@emilyjune_)

Incredible work by gmail here on the suggested replies to a professional email. pic.twitter.com/zQAiVBnzjR

— Dr Charlotte Lydia Riley (@lottelydia)

pic.twitter.com/i1KmCHKvmw

— non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder)

yeah I’m excited for Dune 2 dune 2 others as you would have them dune 2 you

— steve coy (WGA strike support edition) 🫘 (@McLeemz)

Feature image: Twitter/Mamamia.