Note: Out of respect for the families, this list will not include any tweets about OceanGate or The Titanic submersible.
As we wrap up the end of the week, it’s important for our hearts and souls that we look back on the top tier bodies of work that are extremely funny tweets.
Without further ado, here is a list of tweets that made us giggle out loud.
no room on my calendar to meet sorry it's back to back meetings all day: 9am-11am - reflecting on breakfast 11am-1pm - planning lunch 1pm-2pm - lunch 2pm-4pm - reflecting on lunch 4pm-6pm - planning dinner
— lauren (@NotABigJerk)
POV: me after watching the Joan is Awful episode from Black Mirror 👀 pic.twitter.com/lJjtHYauJ2
— Cameron Wilson (@CamJohnWilson)
— out of context dogs (@contextdogs)
Watch: Our favourite #NoWomanEver tweets. Post continues after video.
so we have ice (water) hockey, field (earth) hockey, and air/table (air) hockey…. folks I believe it is time for fire hockey
— danielle weisberg (@danielleweisber)
best thing abt being a woman is without a doubt sending pointless voice notes. Just sent a 1min long one telling my pal a man was rude in Caffè Nero while I was getting my ice latte & that I decided to get oat instead of almond milk. They didn’t ask. Wasn’t an ongoing convo even
— Róisín Lanigan (@rosielanners)
when you honk at me on the road this is what you’re honking at btw pic.twitter.com/HI4Wg3dBDh
— em 🍓 (@uhhmmily)
Alexander Hamilton when he’s uptown: https://t.co/z2fk7X7m0W
— mkb (@MatthewKBegbie)
me leaving the house without breakfast, dehydrated and on 3 hours of sleep. pic.twitter.com/21pgGmRIqg
— ivy ♡ *.✧ (@ivyluvx)
hey the screaming and crying and throwing up factory called. they need you back there for the night shift
— trash jones (@jzux)
— NO CONTEXT HUMANS 👤 (@HumansNoContext)
avatar the last airbender was a cool cartoon for children that an entire generation of adults talks about like citizen kane
— guy (@guymrdth)
The only issue with dating someone who is very offline is when you make an amazing joke/reference, and they don’t get it, so now you have to spend 47 minutes unpacking a great layered joke that isn’t funny anymore
— Meech (@MediumSizeMeech)
me at 4 am tryna plan my whole future out pic.twitter.com/vNPg9zd4zT
— Jennii (@hashjenni)
being new at a job and having 2 follow the person training u around is soooo humiliating i feel like an imaginary friend
— liyah (@hm_liyah)
talking to housemate's golden retriever: You are so special. You are so special. You are lovely. You are the loveliest girl in Lovely Town.. talking to gf: Fri 18:07: could u get some beans on way home i think we're our 18:07 *out 18:08: bake beans 18:13: *baked
— WH (@hastifliche) June 21, 2023
Featured Image: Mamamia.
Calling All Skincare Enthusiasts! Complete this short survey now and go in the running to win one of four $50 gift vouchers!
Emily (Em) Vernem
Associate Editor/Host
No Comments
Be the first to leave a comment