As someone who has spent a total of 12 hours staring into the fiery hell of Ticketek's waiting area for Taylor Swift tickets, I can't help but cry through the giggles while curating this very funny list (if I do say so myself).
Congrats to everyone who secured tickets (I hate you).
Enjoy!
guys when they’re with their buddies: i need a beer and cheesy fries if you take me to a “wine bar” with “microgreens” and “small plates” i will implode
— ‘ (@w0a0i0f) June 24, 2023
guys when they’re with their gf: baby, the tuna tataki is sooo good…!!! and what’s on top? watermelon radish? incredible .
Bagels have a hole in them just like an acoustic guitar but that’s about where the similarities end
— pj (@pjayevans) June 24, 2023
Sydney “MAGA Hat” Sweeney
CANCELLED
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