I love the sentiment of Mother’s Day – a day to acknowledge our years of domestic suffering, honoured with some ugly slippers or a dressing gown. This isn’t what we want. What we want is much simpler than that, and you don’t have to go anywhere to get it.
You’ve already got it. It’s called engagement. We want you to see what we do. We want you to praise us for what we do and then we want you to start doing it too. Don’t just make us breakfast…give us a BREAK!
I don’t want slippers. I don’t want flowers. I don’t want a shitty card with a dumb poem written by some weirdo at Hallmark. I want you to write one for me. With your sweat.
I want you to wipe the bench. I want you to put your stuff away. I want you to take out the bins. When the bin is full, I want you to change the bag. And if the bin is filthy and covered in weird unidentified rubbish goo, then I want you to wash it out. This will make me love you more than the others.
Don’t believe us when we say we don’t have favourites. If you make me a cup of tea, and then put the milk away, you are definitely the fave!
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I'm still undecided if this is artistic licence at work using exaggeration to create a humerous article or to highlight perceived injustices about mothers or using sarcasm or if I should take the authors views about their kids literally - halp!
I too have had enough of all the articles that have purely complained about what the children haven't done on Mother's Day!
So in honour of all the poor children who have been complained about & had shit put on them through the articles here, I'd like to thank my children for everything they did for me for Mother's Day!
oh shoosh Kimbo - stop pretending you like your kids ;o)
It's a tough job Random 😊