I’ve been single for… well, let’s just say it’s been a really long time.
Which pretty much means I’ve been asked, “Why are you still single?” more times than I can actually count. Seriously, I don’t think numbers actually go up that high.
The last person to ask me this question was my Uber driver. I’m not even kidding.
“I know, right? I’m awesome!” was my response.
But seriously, can we all please agree to stop asking single people why they’re actually single?
It’s a bit like asking why Donald Trump is such a d*ck. No one actually knows. He just is.
I mean, it’s not like I go out of my way to be single. It’s not like I’ve been living my life swerving relationships like you would puppies on the road.
Also, why are there puppies on the road? Are dog owners really that irresponsible?