When Bachelor in Paradise started last week, many of us were left wondering where the drama was at. After an epic season of Married at First Sight we wanted more… lives ruined. A friggin love triangle (that was honestly never a love square) simply wasn’t enough.
But then Tuesday night happened and Blake called Laurina Lenora and Florence threw a champagne at Jake and now we’re fine.
Perhaps the biggest bombshell of the night was Jake sending Florence home, after a) taking her on a date last week and making out with her, b) convincing her to give him her rose at last week's ceremony, and c) telling her 81 times how beautiful she looked.
What added to the tension in the lead up to Jake's decision was his bizarre whispering-while-actually-just-speaking-at-normal-volume to Michael, as he begged him to choose Florence.
"I'm going to cry," Jake said in earshot of Michael. "Just pick Flo please. I'm not... I can't pick her."
"Neither can I," Michael replied, to which Jake said, "Please, please pick Flo".
Of course, Michael didn't pick Flo, instead choosing Leah, leaving Jake to make the final decision between Megan and Flo.
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But speaking to Mamamia on Wednesday morning, Jake said his conversation with Michael was highly edited. "That's not actually what Michael and I were disagreeing about," he said.