Things are looking dire in Bachelor in Paradise.
Yes, we know. Osher is in his Hawaiian shirt, Ivan is showing off his Step Up dance moves and the daiquiris are flowing, what is there to complain about?
But you see, there’s a problem – Brittney is gone.
From the moment Brittney spotted Ivan, brushed her teeth and pulled him aside for a moonlit chat about her fear of birds, we could already see their lanky children conga-lining around a backyard filled with avocado trees.
But now, it’s all over.