1. Zayn Malik has released a poem called ‘Morning Zoem’ and we are 1000% not joking.
Yes, that Zayn Malik. The One Direction Zayn Malik. Zayn Malik Zayn Malik.
Jokes aside, it’s not the worst thing we’ve ever read.
Called Morning Zoem (Okay, THAT we need to talk about) it begins: Like a shameless flower/Cries at every wedding/You don’t have feelings/You just have petals.
Touching on identity, technology and human connectivity, it’s not clear how Malik wants it to be read. Somberly? Like slam poetry? Clapped to a beat?
Either way, these are some DEEP THOUGHTS people.
He even signed it off with his name as author and a date. Just so you know this is a piece of Zoetry.