There’s not many relationships I’m as invested in as the relationship between Imogen Anthony and Kyle Sandilands. 

I don’t know why.

I think it’s because they’re rogue and I don’t… understand. What they’re doing. Like… ever.

And I love it.

 

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???????????????????????????????????? ???????? ???????????????? @unknownnick ???????????????? ???????? ???? ???????????? ???????? ???????????????? ???????? ???????????????? ???????????????????????? ???????????????? ???????????? ???????????????? ???????????????????? ???? ???????????? ???????????? ???????? ???????????????????? ???? ???????????????????? ???????????? ???????? ???????????????????????????????????????? ???????????? ???????? ???????????????????? ???????? ???????????????????????? ???????????????? ???????????? – ???? ???????????????? ???????????????????? ????????????????… #mymate ~ ~ ~ ~

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So when I learnt earlier this week that their eight year relationship was over, I was devastated.

Well, I wasn’t. But I was vaguely interested in why and sad they might not be attending Burning Man together and posting strange content on Instagram.

On Tuesday, 48-year-old Kyle announced on the Kyle and Jackie O Show – after much speculation – that he had split with model and fashion designer, Imogen Anthony.

“A lot people have been hitting us up on social media, a few media enquiries, about my relationship status,” he said.

“We haven’t been with each other for quite a few months now. Unfortunately it’s run its course.

“So here we all are in the same boat,” he said, acknowledging his co-host Jackie O. “I’m single, you are, Intern Pete is. What a sad bunch of people.”

“Just when you start to think everything’s good…”

The country, however, were left wondering: DEAR GOD BUT WHY.

Then, thankfully, on Friday afternoon, Imogen Anthony responded.

On her Instagram story, the 28-year-old told her 159,000 followers that a) Daily Mail reporters were on her property, b) she wanted them to "f*ck off," and c) she'd like to explain a 'lil bit about why she's no longer dating Kyle.

"Everyone's busting for details..." she said, adding that "quite frankly - it's none of anyone's business".

"But at the same time, there's something to be said about just shutting up all the people speculating and talking sh*t," she continued. "So, I'm just going to leave you all with this."

"We still love each other very much, we speak every day, we still see each other, we deal with things with each other, we share the farm, we share this fat lump of a dog...

"There's so much more to it than what people see... there's such a grey area here. But in saying that as well, we didn't want to kind of have everyone think something differently when we're not those kinds of people.

"We have a lot to deal with separately... it's been one of the hardest years of our lives, separately. I've got so much family stuff, and you know, there's so much health stuff involved between us, and there's... we just kind of want to... get ourselves into the best form of ourselves that we can be, without kind of pissing in each other's pockets."

I see.

So essentially, they broke up for the same reason most people do: life is a bit f*cked.

"That's pretty much it," Imogen said. "It's sad. It's also... the end is... may not be the end."

GUYS.

IT MAY NOT BE THE END.

MY FAVOURITE CELEBRITY RELATIONSHIP MAY NOT BE OVER.

To celebrate the greatest couple that may or may not be broken up for good, let's take a look at their most random best moments - most of which consist of Kyle somehow finding himself in the background of Imogen's Instagram photos.

 

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You gotta love him ????????‍♀️ This is all i could get as he was really not having it AT all and his other eye was half closed anyway ???????? I mean, i look good so there wasn’t much else to do but cut HIS bung eye out ???? LOL maybe next time... love you ????

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Hungry. Not thirsty.

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I love you to the moon and back & then times that by about ???? zillion x another ????000 ~ #28 ~ ???? @snapped_by_kai

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Those fresh feels after a day in and around the pool ???? Feels great to be finally feel better ???????? but on a side note, do you know what pisses me off? People that don’t understand that Kyle is a real human and can get sick too - god forbid he takes anytime to fucken heal himself. The jokes in the comments prevail, but so does my general bitterness towards all the small minded fools. Sorry, but my mans health comes before your entertainment. Chest infections and pollen circulating leads to coughing and sneezing which therefore leads him to migraines. A lot of you are lovely and I love the positive fans to pieces, AND as much as what I think doesn’t effect how you feel towards his show, the insulting people CAN go fuck themselves. If wasn’t for me, he would be even more unwell. Have some compassionate, please... he’s fine now, but the constant digs when people don’t know what happens behind closed doors really are an indication of how ignorant and selfish people can be.

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So we have discovered Kyle’s weakness (and not in a good way) ???????? He is afraid of snakes!! Even this calm & beautiful, friendly little diamond python ???????? I mean bless you babe ????????‍♀️???? Yesterday we went out to Zambi to visit and also see the progress so far of all funds raised by donations and the past Zambi Balls. Needless to say, they have kept their word with the promise of making it a better home for the rescued animals of @zambi_wildlife_retreat (thanks completely to donations) including brand new SAFER enclosures, luscious green turf donated and laid by @h2coco, watering and swimming holes donated by a Narellan pools, new safari style tents which allows functions or meetings to be held inside. The list certainly does go on!! Stay tuned for more Zambi posts ????❤️????❤️ ~ P.S no snakes were harmed in my outfit ???? #allfaux ~ ???? @dk.gordon ~ #animallover #animalmother #animalrescue

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Cannot wait to see my other halve’s new show, but we all know who truly rules roost here ????????‍⚖️ ???? The second photo is ACTUALLY pure worry... #TrialByKyle ✨

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Unbreakable. ????????

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R.I.P.