Warning: If you don’t give a damn about the Kardashian-Jenners whatsoever, this isdefinitelynot a post for you.

But if you have a vague interest coupled with severe FOMO because you don’t fully understand what’s actually happened this week, do read on.

Ahem.

You’ve probably noticed the name “Jordyn Woods” being thrown around a lot today in reference to the Tristan Thompson and Khloe Kardashian ~cheating scandal~ the entire world is becoming increasingly involved in for reasons largely unknown.

And, up until now, you might’ve been doing a very good job of pretending you actually know who she is.

“Ohh,JORDYN.How could she do such a thing?” you said to your die-hard Kardashian fan colleague with all the Year 8 drama skill you could muster.

Don’t worry– we get it.

The Kardashian-Jenner world is a confusing place. There are… a lot of them.

And the cheating scandals seem to happenoften.

But there’s a reason this one is particularly scandalous.

Jordyn is Khloe’s little sis Kylie’s BEST FRIEND.

They even LIVE TOGETHER.

(Well, not anymore, apparently).

Yikes.

Because we’re here to help, and by help we mean scour every corner of the internet for information about psuedo-celebrities who have literally nothing to do with us nor will impact our lives in any way, and we’ve… done just that.

Here’s what we know:

So, who is Jordyn Woods?

According to the internet, it seems 21-year-old LA-born Jordyn Woods is known for little more than being “Kylie Jenner’s best friend”, which… kinda sucks as an identifier tbh.

Jordyn "Kylie's best-friend" Woods with her best friend Kylie. They're best friends. Image: Getty.

Dig a little further and you'll find out she'salsoclosely linked to the Smith family.

As in Will and Jada:

It turns out they're old family friends, and she even calls Will "Uncle". A few years back, rumours circulated that Jaden Smith and Jordyn were actually dating when the two were photographed together.

Interesting.

If you're aKeeping Up with the Kardashiansfan, you've probably seen her pop up a few times, as well as on spinoff reality showLife of Kylie.

But what does she... do?

Like many figures in the Kardashian world, the answer to this is fairly ambiguous.

But it appears Jordyn is quite a successful plus-size model and body positivity advocate on Instagram. She's represented by Wilhelmina Models, with jobs for ASOS and a brand by Torrid called Lovesick under her belt.

She was discovered on Instagram and is managed by her mother, Elizabeth Woods, a Los Angeles socialite and talent/brand manager at Mixed Image Media/PR.

She's also collaborated on makeup lines with Kylie and cult beauty brand Too Faced.

As of 2018, her net worth was $100,000.

How does she know the Kardashians?

The answer to this seems shrouded in uncertainty, but we've done our best. After all, how does anyone really know the Kardashians? And how did they become "the Kardashians"? And how long is a piece of string?

We do know she attended Kim Kardashian West and Kanye West's wedding in Italy in 2015, and that she met Kylie in Year 8. Here's the oldest pic of them together we could find:

We also know Jordyn's a member of the Good American squad, representing Khloe Kardashian’s clothing brand.

Some fans have suggested the pair met through the Smith family, which could explain things.

Kylie has been close with Will and Jada Smith's children Willow and Jaden for years, so yeah, that makes sense.

All wereallyknow is that she appears in Jenner's Snapchat stories and Instagram posts regularly, and has lived with her for an undetermined amount of time.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

So now we know who Jordyn is, what the hell actually happened?

Let's get down to the juicy details, shall we?

According to ~sources~, the KarJenners found out Jordyn had reportedly "made out" with Khloe's partner, Cleveland Cavaliers player Tristan Thompson, over the weekend.

Given Jordyn's close relationship with the family, this was the final straw for Khloe, 34 - who has a daughter, True - with 27-year-old Tristan.