We’d like to remind you about a woman named Susan.
Several years ago, Susan made a name for herself in the most accidental of ways. Susan had what was quite possibly the greatest rant/dummy spit/online screaming match that... ever existed.
Cast your mind back to 2-18, when Susan decided to marry her long-term boyfriend.
When the wedding guests very rightly refused to give ol’ Susie the cash she, erm, called them a bunch “c**ts” and “snakes” in a ridiculously long Facebook rant.
In the Facebook post, Susan explained that she had called off the wedding, dumped her ex-fiancé, and was planning to delete Facebook and backpack around South America for two months, to get away from all the “toxic energy”.
In the “mini novel”, Susan called out her former maid of honour, who is apparently a “filthy f**king poor excuse for a friend”, and doesn't Susan just sound like a delightful pal herself?
Susan also wanted her former fiancé to know that she’s not some “hooch piece of f**king trash, a hooker”.
Anywho, we’ve included Susan’s entire soap opera of a Facebook rant below for your reading pleasure.
Grab your popcorn.